If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
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Catch Sam and Cat premiering June 8th on Nickelodeon!
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hey man is it okay if i change the radio station
how was skool
pass the cheetos
every time
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oh my god
imagine having this in your possession and like just going to mcdonalds for a burger and handing them this
can i get my change in quarters? i have to park my car…
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In the upcoming episode The Name of the Doctor it will be revealed that he legally changed his name to Doctor Who Let The Dogs Out while visiting 1998.
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I held my breath at the last one.
IT WAS COOL AND THEN IT GOT SCARY AS SHIT
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god i hope my history teacher doesnt get extremely offended by this
we have to adapt a story to be about something weve been studying and read it to the class
my group is doing the very hungry hitler
OH MY GOD
so hitler took poland
but he was still hungry
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